MGA BUAYA SA CONGRESS NI RESCUE NA!

Chinese Submarine Spotted at SM-Bacoor during the height of the South Moonsoon Rain in August 2012

HAYOP ANG BAHA, PATI MGA BUAYA SA BATASAN COMPLEX (CONGRESS) NI RESCUE NA!

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

The flood brought by torrential South West Monsoon rain was a bitter-sweet experienced with this writer. Bitter, because he was bedridden for three days after he was struck by cold which he nursed through dosages of paracetamol and lots of water intake. Sweet, because he pre-occupied himself watching the Olympic on TV and browsed his laptop and saved from there shockingly rare photos he saw on Face Book. They were the following: A mermaid, who looks like Allan K of Eat Bulaga, was washed out at the sea walls of the Manila through giant waves brought by the weather disturbance; A dramatic picture of three men wading on a breast level flood water at the Batasan Complex (congress) carrying on their shoulder a teary-eyed crocodile. The photo screamed with a caption headline: “Hayop na Baha: Mga Buaya sa Batasan Complex ni-Rescue!”; and a wayward Chinese Submarine spotted near SM-Bacoor either looking for an escape route or watching, on behalf of SM owner’s Henry Sy, any looters from the besieged mall