Thursday, August 30, 2012

Romero to Investors: “Mangaldan is Flood-Free”



MANGALDAN – The mayor of this burgeoning first class town invites investors to put shops here instead of doing business in nearby Dagupan City. Mayor Herminio Romero said that his municipality is “tsunami-free, flood-proof, and earthquake free”. He cited that Dagupan City is flood prone. “There is no recurring floods here,” he chuckled. This happened because he saw to it that infrastructure projects like dikes are being followed up in Manila for their immediate implementation here. Romero explained that because of the economic spillover in nearby urbanized Dagupan City,this town will inevitably become a host to the influx of investors. “Nandiyan na iyan. Ang sinabi ko ngayon ay palapit ng palapit ang spill-over kaya isagad at paluwagin na ang kalsada. Pati drainage, isagad na rin para maluwag ang flow ng transportation and traffic,” he stressed in the vernacular. He explained that if the highway is wide, businessmen follow suit. With the ongoing multi-million of pesos road shoulder-expansion from the Poblacion Area to Brgy. Anolid that border’s Dagupan, this town will not only become conducive to businesses from the nearby towns and city but bode well for those prudent businessmen who want to avoid the wrath of nature that gobbled the main thoroughfare of Dagupan every time there is a strong downpour and high tide. Eng. Rodolfo Dion, chief of the 2nd Engineering District of the Department of Public Works & Highway in Lingayen, who supervised the expansion explained that his men are preoccupied these days monitoring the private contractor who are doing re-blocking and concreting there He said he gives the contractor a deadline to finish the project until November this year. This Central Pangasinan municipality is millions of pesos richer in terms of appropriation for the fiscal year budget of 2012 not only compared on her neighboring towns like San Fabian, San Jacinto, and Santa Barbara but even to other major towns in Pangasinan. According to Dr. Rose Ramirez R. Hulipas, executive officer of Mayor Romero, this town will have a P145 million appropriation for next year. Based on data acquired by this paper, this 4thcongressional district municipality appropriates P145 million for her next year’s budget, followed by the P138 million of Santa Barbara, P132 Calasiao, and P130 of capital town Lingayen. Dr. Hulipas said that one of the major sources of revenues here are the laboratories of renowned pharmaceutical companies that buttressed her coffer. “The other sources of revenue (here) is the teeming businesses here that shame the lethargic market of the nearby towns,” a source, who asked for anonymity, said. Meanwhile, Romero exhorted Pangasinan congresswomen Ma. Georgina de Venecia, Kimi Cojuangco, Ma. Rachel Arenas, and Marlyn Primicias-Agabas to intercede for a fund in Malacanang to rebuild the earth dikes in Sison, Pangasinan to be converted into a concrete dike. He explained that present dikes made of soil needs regular maintenance that endangers persons and properties in the four congressional districts of the province. Mr. Nelson Sotto, a private contractor, said that concreting of the dikes in Sison would cost the national government billions of pesos (Mortz C. Ortigoza).

Monday, August 13, 2012

VASELINE

Isang araw may isang most dangerous KRIMINAL na nakatakas sa kulungan, hindi sya nakalabas ng kulungan for 20 years! kaya't walang inisip ito kung hindi gumawa ng masama. nag tungo ang kriminal sa isang village upang makapag nakaw at swerte nyang nakatagpo sya ng apartment na mukang wlang tao. Dali dali pumasok ang kriminal sa loob ng apartment upang mag nakaw at sa hindi inaasahan may nakita itong mag boyfriend na macho at sexy na nag tatalik sa kama. Agad agad nya itong itinali sa mag kabilang pwesto at sinumulang halik halikan ang babae sa leeg at tenga, habang nanunuod ang boyfriend neto! at biglang umalis ang KRIMINAL papuntang banyo na mukang may hinahanap. LALAKE: Babes, mukang masamang kriminal ang taong nag tali sa atin baka patayin nya tayo! Babes kahit anong mangyare tibayan mo ang loob mo ibigay mo lahat ng gusto nya para di nya tayo patayin kasi mukang gusto ka nya kasi sa nakita ko hinalik halikan ka nya sa leeg! okay lang sa akin basta lagi mong tandaan na mahal na mahal kita! BABAE: Honey anung sinasabi mo? hindi nya ako hinahalikan sa leeg, binulungan niya lang ako sabi nya ang GUWAPO mo daw at ang MACHO mo kung puwide daw hiramin ka nya ngayung gabi! at nag tanong kung san daw sya makaka kuha ng VASELINE or LOTION sabi ko sa banyo. Type ka ata hon, kaya honey mag pakatatag ka ha mukang titirahin ka sa PUWET noong kriminal, okay lang sa akin basta lagi mo tatandaan mahal na mahal kita!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Mortz's Kinda Songs


Consummate Singer/Composer John Lennon and wife Yoko Ono
Hi folks, just copy and paste the link of your selected song hereunder:


Donald Fagen - I.g.y. (what A Beautiful World


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogYgHlNnqo

Geez, found this old CD at our stock room. Look man what I found there, my favorite Tom Scott's

 " Keep This Love Alive " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0tfd0JjZIE&feature=related



How Do You Heal A Broken Heart Lyrics - Chris Walker


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZC-0SXRwQI

Apo Hiking Society│Bakit Ang Babae


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaE1G7F0eYA

Beautiful In My Eyes Joshua Kadison Lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrqkqdErHxc

 I Just Can't Let Go - David Pack
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5dHJrzw-TA  
LOVE ALWAYS FIND A WAY w lyrics
By Peabo Bryson
 Before you break my hear
 By Gene Dunlap featuring the Ridgeways
 Smile Again
By Manhattan Transfer Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HOM4LFM1Fc
Oh, Lori By Allessi Brothers

Worst-Dressed Candidates Ever


It wasn't quite as bad as that last debate, this latest edition in The Style Blog's mild obsession with four men and their not-at-all-put-together clothes. But we figured they would've at least dressed up for Super Tuesday. I mean, didn't Mitt Romney learn to tie a tie as the lonely Mormon at his all-boys school? That's a nice blue piece of silk he's got there, our presumed frontrunner — Ferragamo, maybe — and yet his knots are always askew just so, to the left and too small. He's in a rush, and they all are, but when you're soaking up a half-hour of America's night in high-definition, at least ask your wife to tie it for you. (Ann was doing all the other dirty work up there, anyway.) Which is what Newt looked like he had Callista do in a whatever polka-dot tie that was good enough for him. As for Ron Paul, well, ornery grandpas can get away with that kind of repp tie in North Dakota, and that's what he is, and that's where he was, so fine. Rick Santorum at least attempted to look like the principal, if not quite presidential, while accepting victory in a high-school gym in Ohio before losing there. The sweater vest needs to stay away, by the way — spring is coming in Alabama and Mississippi — although these guys can wear whatever they damn please at this point. It's just not helping them any (Matt Sullivan).

MGA BUAYA SA CONGRESS NI RESCUE NA!

Chinese Submarine Spotted at SM-Bacoor during the height of the South Moonsoon Rain in August 2012
HAYOP ANG BAHA, PATI MGA BUAYA SA BATASAN COMPLEX (CONGRESS) NI RESCUE NA!

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

The flood brought by torrential South West Monsoon rain was a bitter-sweet experienced with this writer. Bitter, because he was bedridden for three days after he was struck by cold which he nursed through dosages of paracetamol and lots of water intake. Sweet, because he pre-occupied himself watching the Olympic on TV and browsed his laptop and saved from there shockingly rare photos he saw on Face Book. They were the following: A mermaid, who looks like Allan K of Eat Bulaga, was washed out at the sea walls of the Manila through giant waves brought by the weather disturbance; A dramatic picture of three men wading on a breast level flood water at the Batasan Complex (congress) carrying on their shoulder a teary-eyed crocodile. The photo screamed with a caption headline: “Hayop na Baha: Mga Buaya sa Batasan Complex ni-Rescue!”; and a wayward Chinese Submarine spotted near SM-Bacoor either looking for an escape route or watching, on behalf of SM owner’s Henry Sy, any looters from the besieged mall